It's always nice to see your friends make it big and we couldn't be happier for the three guys from MTV's Human Giant: Paul Scheer, Aziz Ansari and Rob Heubel.  We’ve known them for years and they’re still as down-to-earth and cool as they’ve always been. Tonight is their big night and I'm going to ask them some questions about the show. 

(dials Paul)

Streeter: Hey Paul, are you nervous about the big premiere tonight?

Paul: Hello Mr. Seidell, this is Paul's assistant, Rebecca. 

Streeter: Oh...Hi, is Paul around?  I had a few questions about the show.

Rebecca: No.  You can always call his publicist, Nate.  

Streeter: Oh, OK.  Thanks.  

(dials publicist)

Nate: Yell-o?

Streeter: Hi Nate, this is Streeter Seidell from CollegeHumor.  I'm an old friend of Paul's.  We used to watch Lost together every week.  I was wondering if you could put me in touch with him?  I have some questions about his new show.  I'm trying to plug it on the website.

Nate: Website?  I don't know if you heard yet, Peter, but Paul has a TV show coming out.  He can't waste time talking to geeks from the world wide website. 

Streeter: I hardly think that's fair.  Human Giant started out as a series of web videos so it definitely relates.  Plus, the website I work for is pretty popular.  

Nate: How many peeps we talking?

Streeter: What...?

Nate: How many peeps hit your geek-spot every month?

Streeter: Around six million, plus it's a very influential demograph...

Nate: No can do, homo.  Don't call me again.  If you absolutely must talk to someone, call MTV's PR department.  Number in three, two, one...347-2283.

(hangs up)

Streeter: Hi...hi, this going to sound strange but I'm being bounced around trying to get a hold of Paul Scheer.  I was given this number by Nate, his publicist.

Man: Que?

Streeter: Pardon me?

Man: No Ingles, my friend.  No Ingles.

Streeter: Is this 347-2283?

Man: Si, my friend.

Streeter: Oh, I was told this was MTV's PR department.  

Man: Que?  No Ingles, my friend. 

Streeter: Right...thanks.  

(hangs up, dials Aziz)

Streeter: Hey Aziz, it's Street.  What's up with Paul, man?  He's got an assistant now and his publicist gives me a fake number for MTV?  What the fuck?  I'm trying to give you guys some free publicity, dude.  I gotta say, I'm pretty insulted by all of this.

Aziz:  Are you the coke guy?  You were supposed to be here a fucking hour ago, man. 

Streeter:  Huh? No, dude, it's Streeter from CollegeHumor. 

Aziz: How the FUCK did you get this number?

Streeter: What?  You gave it to me a year ago when we all went out to dinner. 

Aziz: I swear to god, if you ever call this number again I'll have Big from 'Rob and Big' come and beat the faggot out of you.  I know him now.  We're tight, like fucking blood brothers.

Streeter:  Haha, but seriously dude, do you want answer a few questions for CollegeHumor for this plug I'm putting together?  Clearly Paul is too Hollywood to do it.

Aziz: Your name is gay. 

Streeter: Dude...what happened to you?

Aziz: Are you sure you're not the cocaine guy?

Streeter: No, but dude, I'm worried abou...

(hangs up, Dials Rob)

Streeter: Hi Rob, it's Streeter from CollegeHumor.  We don't really know each other that well but Paul and Aziz aren't taking my questions.  I'm trying to get you a plug on the site.

Rob: Are you the guy with the coke?
 
Streeter: No, I'm...

(hangs up, Phone rings)

Paul: Hey man, why didn't you tell me you started dealing?  You were supposed to be here an hour ago, man.

Streeter: Dude, what the hell, I'm not a coke dealer. What's up with you guy...

(hangs up)

Human Giant premieres tonight at 10:30 PM on MTV.

The First episode is also available for free on iTunes