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The Answer is NOT always C

by Jeff Rosenberg May 07, 2007


Check out this exam my friend took the other week.
100 question True/False Communications Final



His professor sent him an e-mail the following day:

Dear Michael,

Every year I attempt to boost my students' final grades by giving them
thisrelatively simple exam consisting of 100 True/False questions from only 3chapters of material. For the past 20 years that I have taught Intro Communications101 at this institution I have never once seen someone score below a 65 on thisexam. Consequently, your score of a zero is the first in history and ultimatelybrought the entire class average down a whole 8 points.

There were two possible answer choices: A (True)and B (False). You chose C for all 100 questions in an obvious attempt to getlucky with a least a quarter of the answers. It's as if you didn't look at asingle question. Unfortunately, this brings your final grade in this class tofailing. See you next year!

May God have mercy on your soul.

Sincerely,
Professor William Turner

P.S. If all else fails, go with B from nowon.
B is the new C
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