
Now I am a woman who tries to life her life along the lines of : "live and let live... unless affecting the physical or mental well-being of any other living thing.", but I've noticed the increase in frequency of times I see a picture of a girl making the 'kissy face' (K.F.) in their picures... and everytime I see one, I die a little inside.
Thus, grounds for the following:
I'm not sure why, but every time I see a picture of a girl making the K. F., I just have an uncontrollable urge to rip the ears off of a baby bunny. I am not a violent person at all, and have really always thought of myself as a person who is somewhat calm and peaceful. (Plus I love bunnies, especially baby ones.) It triggers something awful inside of me.
Before I continue, I'd like to take this time to state that I do not have ill feelings towards the actual girls in the pictures making the face... it's just the face. Kind of like the face that my sister made when we were little, that made me want to punch her, as she stood behind my mom as I was being reprimanded.
GIRLS! Why do you purposely contort your pretty face into an unnatural, ugly one? (If you're ugly, then why do you contort your ugly natural face into an unnatural one?) Why!? There is no rhyme or reason for this. You should be proud of your face and show your beautiful smiles!
I'll admit to doing the K. F. one or two times in a picture, HOWEVER, it was purely for comedic reasons... and it was two, not two hundred... I honestly cannot even look at said pictures myself.
I'm not sure of the reasons for this sudden facebook/myspace phenomenon, but I'd like it to end swiftly.
Please, think of the baby bunnies.
Thank You.
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