Just answer the questions below to see if youre going to pass all of your classes this semester, or if youll be riding the F train to life working behind a cash register!
You scored: points
0 - 8 Points: Woah! Look at captain over-achiever here, passing all of his classes every semester. You probably think youre so smart, dont you. Guess what? While you were spending your nights working hard for that 2.5 GPA the rest of the world was out partying and learning valuable life lessons. Thats right, you cant learn everything from a book, Bookie McNerdface. Why dont you just leave school during your junior year, start Microsoft and make a bajillion dollars, loser!
9 - 16 Points: Youre probably going to fail one or two classes this semester. Its no big deal. Being on the five, six, or seven-year plan means youll have a couple more years of fun while everyone else is being boring adults with real jobs.
17 - 24 Points: Why are you even wasting your parents money on tuition? Youre not going to pass anything. Youd probably have an extra $10,000 a year to spend on beer and weed if you just lived near a college and didnt enroll. Keep pretending to be a student, though. No one likes a townie, which youre going to be someday anyway.
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