What Your Astrological Sign Says About You

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Absolutely nothing.

TAURUS
(April 20-May 20): Absolutely nothing.

GEMINI
(May 21-June 20): Absolutely nothing.

CANCER
(June 21-July 22): Absolutely nothing.

LEO
(July 23-Aug. 22): Absolutely nothing.

VIRGO
(Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Chicks totally dig you because you got it goin’ on.

LIBRA
(Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Absolutely nothing.

SCORPIO
(Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Absolutely nothing.

SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Absolutely nothing.

CAPRICORN
(Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Absolutely nothing.

AQUARIUS
(Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Absolutely nothing.

PISCES
(Feb. 19-March 20): Absolutely nothing.
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