by Susanna Wolff January 24, 2008
 | I play SPORTS! Fine, sh*t, I played 3/4 of a game of badminton with my dad six years ago. But I walked all the way across campus to get to class and my pace was f*cking brisk, yo! Gots to replenish my electrolytes, brothahs! |
 | Is it warm in here? I feel, like, really phlegmy. And my ears are kind of itchy, but, like, in the inside part. Do you know what I mean? Does my face look flushed? I feel sweaty, but, like, chilly at the same time. I'm gonna go call my mom. |
 | Hey, hey. Shh, don't tell anyone, but shh, there's booze in here. Likea smidge. A splash. Half. Hehe. Want some? Good, fine. More for me and, additionally, my good friend who is also me. What? Don't let me call my mom. |
 | Woo-wee, that all nighter was INTENSE. I was on the Facebook-- yeah, sometimes I use definite articles when it's not really necessary because, haha, it's just, like, my thing. Yeah, yeah, until, like, 4am and then I took a 6 hour nap, had 3 Red Bulls and came to class. What do you mean it doesn't count as an all nighter if you sleep? Whatevs, slut. HAHA. I just said "slut." |
 | I am straight DRINKING these chips. Watch me pour this flavored powder into my mouth. Look. So good. So NOT thirst quenching. I am just really effing parched now. I should have snagged one of those Nalgenes. Cooler Ranch is better. |
by Jeff Rosenberg at NYU
by Susanna Wolff at Columbia
by Sean Curry at The College of New Jersey
the iPad is so stupid that the number of comedy possibilities is just... astounding.
Gmail, Firefox, YouPorn and more speak up to keep you from doing your work.
The Black Ranger is black... the Yellow Ranger is Asian... uh oh.
Look out for d-bags and children on leashes.
Why stop yourself from having sex with your mom, when you can make it a threesome?
I'm lonely.
"It didn't have to come to this..."
The dog was the first one down at the party... just so happens we had markers and a kid to keep entertained haha
Parking Fail
Recording...
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