The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is back again, ready to embarrass the kids who cheapen your degree. Remember the rules - If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free BustedTee. Read all five and cast your vote. And, if you heard something stupid in class this week, send it to me at CollegeHumor.com/StupidQuestions.
The NomineesProfessor: Side note, there will be an eclipse tonight at approximately 8:30pm if any of you want to see it.
Lady Einstein: Is it a solar eclipse?
Professor: It's at night...
Before the second test of the semester...
The Brilliance: What's a denominator?
Professor is asking us our opinion about the legality of evolution being taught in high schools...
Bible Belter: Shouldn't it be illegal because most of us believe we didn't come from rocks?
Professor: So does anyone know anything about the Guatemalan Civil War?
Valedictorian: Um...yeah. Wasn't that the one with Mexico?
Professor: Um...No. A civil war would be one inside of a country...by definition...
While discussing the effect on farming during the great depression...
The Brain: Why do people need still farm if they could just go to the store?
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by Streeter Seidell at Fordham
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the iPad is so stupid that the number of comedy possibilities is just... astounding.
Gmail, Firefox, YouPorn and more speak up to keep you from doing your work.
The Black Ranger is black... the Yellow Ranger is Asian... uh oh.
Look out for d-bags and children on leashes.
Why stop yourself from having sex with your mom, when you can make it a threesome?
Make sure you know what you're really eating this Valentine's Day. $('#chocolate').translate({ 'tag_name': 'span' }); !split Illu
It's probably just the microphone. I'm sure this transvestite usually sounds lovely.
Hook ups can range from something to do on a Saturday night to life altering greatness. Here is the hook up hierarchy, Level 1 being the highest.