The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is back again, ready to embarrass the kids who cheapen your degree. Remember the rules - If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free BustedTee. Read all five and cast your vote. And, if you heard something stupid in class this week, send it to me at CollegeHumor.com/StupidQuestions.
The NomineesProfessor: Side note, there will be an eclipse tonight at approximately 8:30pm if any of you want to see it.
Lady Einstein: Is it a solar eclipse?
Professor: It's at night...
Before the second test of the semester...
The Brilliance: What's a denominator?
Professor is asking us our opinion about the legality of evolution being taught in high schools...
Bible Belter: Shouldn't it be illegal because most of us believe we didn't come from rocks?
Professor: So does anyone know anything about the Guatemalan Civil War?
Valedictorian: Um...yeah. Wasn't that the one with Mexico?
Professor: Um...No. A civil war would be one inside of a country...by definition...
While discussing the effect on farming during the great depression...
The Brain: Why do people need still farm if they could just go to the store?
by The Librarianist
by Streeter Seidell at Fordham
by Fatawesome
"Skynet will prove and disprove the existence of our puny 'God' seven times before you finish reading this sentence..."
How can you run from evil if you can't even jump over a fence?
Our graduates are prepared to take on WoW.
A quick, easy way to find out whether or not you're an alcoholic is if you cried at this.
We're living in the future! If only Aunt Jemima were still alive to see this.
In college no one cares what you wear to class, but they do care what you wear on Halloween. There are literally million of things you could dress up as; this is why your choice in costume says a lot about you. This is what you were saying this Hallo
Cyberbullying happens everyday. It happened to my friend Kenny. His courage inspired me to speak out.
A bunch of dumbasses jumping off of stuff and getting hurt.