FAT GUY = NO
ELDERLY NAZI VETERAN = NO!
LADY plus BABY = YES
BABY = NO?
50 BABIES = YES!
OLD LADY plus BAGS = YES
IMMIGRANT plus LUGGAGE = YES
OLD LADY IMMIGRANT plus EMOTIONAL BAGGAGE = NO
REAL COP = YES
LADY COP = NO
LADY COP plus GUN = STILL NO
LADY COP plus GUN plus BABY = YES
LADY COP plus GUN plus NAZI BABY = HELL NO!
BUSINESSMAN plus CELL PHONE = NO
BUSINESSMAN plus DESKTOP COMPUTER plus PRINTER = YES (SUBMIT RESUME)
BUSINESSMAN plus NON-CELLULAR PORTABLE PHONE = NO (BUT GIVE DOLLAR)
ANYONE WHO I THINK COULD PROBABLY KICK MY ASS = YES *
* does not apply if I'm wasted
by Cyanide & Happiness
by David Siegel
by Jason Michaels at University of Illinois
"Skynet will prove and disprove the existence of our puny 'God' seven times before you finish reading this sentence..."
How can you run from evil if you can't even jump over a fence?
Our graduates are prepared to take on WoW.
A quick, easy way to find out whether or not you're an alcoholic is if you cried at this.
Rainbow oh my god!!
ALF, Kermit, Garfield, Winnie the Pooh, the Smurfs, the Chipmunks, George and Barbara Bush team up against one common enemy: Drugs!
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