Dear Mark Zuckerberg
Thank you so much for bringing us Facebook Chat!
I have always wanted to talk to my friends over the computer in real-time, and thanks to Facebook Chat, I now have that opportunity!
How much better-off would the world be if, ten years ago, we had had this technology? Alas, there was no such thing until Facebook Chat came along, as evidenced by our pitied attempts to instantly message one another previously.


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by Adam Hrabik at University of Nebraska at Omaha
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the iPad is so stupid that the number of comedy possibilities is just... astounding.
Gmail, Firefox, YouPorn and more speak up to keep you from doing your work.
The Black Ranger is black... the Yellow Ranger is Asian... uh oh.
Look out for d-bags and children on leashes.
Why stop yourself from having sex with your mom, when you can make it a threesome?
It's probably just the microphone. I'm sure this transvestite usually sounds lovely.
It's like a TV show that makes you want to buy body wash.
Hook ups can range from something to do on a Saturday night to life altering greatness. Here is the hook up hierarchy, Level 1 being the highest.