Nicotine vs Brain

Brain
: These are bad for me.

Nicotine: Shut up.

Brain: They're polluting my body.

Nicotine: Shut up.

Brain: The simple fact is that I can live without them.

Nicotine: Shut up.

Brain: I don't need...

Nicotine: Shut up.

Brain: Yeah, but...

Nicotine: Shut up.

Brain: I...

Nicotine: Shut up.

Brain: Fine!

smokes cigarette

Brain: There.  Now I'll just stop and...

Nicotine: Shut up.
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