Stupid Question Hall of Fame

The Week of 11/24

by Streeter Seidell November 21, 2008

The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is back again, ready to embarrass the kids who cheapen your degree. Remember the rules - If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free BustedTee. Read all five and cast your vote. And, if you heard something stupid in class this week, send it to me at CollegeHumor.com/StupidQuestions.

The Nominees

A) Tufts UniversitySubmitted by James
Professor: The statues were made out of tera cotta, who knows what that is?
Genius: Isn't that a kind of cheese?
B) South Dakota State UniversitySubmitted by Nick
Professor was showing a picture of a medieval statue called "Virgin and Child"

The Brilliance: Wait, if she's a virgin, whose baby is she holding?
Professor: That would be Mary holding Jesus.
C) PurdueSubmitted by Clay
Professor: Any questions on evolution, natural selection, or anything of that matter?
Einstein Jr.: Since whales are in the ocean, are they considered to be ANTI-evolution?
D) CSU ChicoSubmitted by Kyle
Professor: Hey guys, sorry about not having class on friday, my dog had a stroke and we had her euthanized.
A : Oh my god! is she ok?!
E) RockhurstSubmitted by Clay
The teacher was telling us that everything has a temperature, even the chair we sit in, and how it is classified as a heterotherm. She also explained that snakes are heterotherms.

Valedictorian: "o if snakes and chairs are heterotherms, are chairs cold blooded?