The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is back again, ready to embarrass the kids who cheapen your degree. Remember the rules - If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free BustedTee. Read all five and cast your vote. And, if you heard something stupid in class this week, send it to me at CollegeHumor.com/StupidQuestions.
The NomineesProfessor: The statues were made out of tera cotta, who knows what that is?
Genius: Isn't that a kind of cheese?
Professor was showing a picture of a medieval statue called "Virgin and Child"
The Brilliance: Wait, if she's a virgin, whose baby is she holding?
Professor: That would be Mary holding Jesus.
Professor: Any questions on evolution, natural selection, or anything of that matter?
Einstein Jr.: Since whales are in the ocean, are they considered to be ANTI-evolution?
Professor: Hey guys, sorry about not having class on friday, my dog had a stroke and we had her euthanized.
A : Oh my god! is she ok?!
The teacher was telling us that everything has a temperature, even the chair we sit in, and how it is classified as a heterotherm. She also explained that snakes are heterotherms.
Valedictorian: "o if snakes and chairs are heterotherms, are chairs cold blooded?
by Sarah Schneider at Wake Forest
by Streeter Seidell at Fordham
by Streeter Seidell at Fordham
"Skynet will prove and disprove the existence of our puny 'God' seven times before you finish reading this sentence..."
How can you run from evil if you can't even jump over a fence?
Our graduates are prepared to take on WoW.
A quick, easy way to find out whether or not you're an alcoholic is if you cried at this.
We're living in the future! If only Aunt Jemima were still alive to see this.
700+ rivet n washer used so far, two part resin urethane helmet
Cyberbullying happens everyday. It happened to my friend Kenny. His courage inspired me to speak out.
A bunch of dumbasses jumping off of stuff and getting hurt.
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