The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is back again, ready to embarrass the kids who cheapen your degree. Remember the rules - If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free BustedTee. Read all five and cast your vote. And, if you heard something stupid in class this week, send it to me at CollegeHumor.com/StupidQuestions.
The NomineesProfessor: The statues were made out of tera cotta, who knows what that is?
Genius: Isn't that a kind of cheese?
Professor was showing a picture of a medieval statue called "Virgin and Child"
The Brilliance: Wait, if she's a virgin, whose baby is she holding?
Professor: That would be Mary holding Jesus.
Professor: Any questions on evolution, natural selection, or anything of that matter?
Einstein Jr.: Since whales are in the ocean, are they considered to be ANTI-evolution?
Professor: Hey guys, sorry about not having class on friday, my dog had a stroke and we had her euthanized.
A : Oh my god! is she ok?!
The teacher was telling us that everything has a temperature, even the chair we sit in, and how it is classified as a heterotherm. She also explained that snakes are heterotherms.
Valedictorian: "o if snakes and chairs are heterotherms, are chairs cold blooded?
by Sarah Schneider at Wake Forest
by Streeter Seidell at Fordham
by Streeter Seidell at Fordham
the iPad is so stupid that the number of comedy possibilities is just... astounding.
Gmail, Firefox, YouPorn and more speak up to keep you from doing your work.
The Black Ranger is black... the Yellow Ranger is Asian... uh oh.
Look out for d-bags and children on leashes.
Why stop yourself from having sex with your mom, when you can make it a threesome?
Make sure you know what you're really eating this Valentine's Day. $('#chocolate').translate({ 'tag_name': 'span' }); !split Illu
It's probably just the microphone. I'm sure this transvestite usually sounds lovely.
It s the Tuesday before Valentine s Day, which means you only have six days to convince your girlfriend that you�ve been thinking about this occasion since the day you met. Luckily, I m here with a day-by-day breakdown of what you should be doing.
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