The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is back again, ready to embarrass the kids who cheapen your degree. Remember the rules - If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free BustedTee. Read all five and cast your vote. And, if you heard something stupid in class this week, send it to me at CollegeHumor.com/StupidQuestions.
The NomineesAt the start of the class, we were discussing the inauguration and, of course, there's always one in each class...
Genius: So is Inauguration Day always right after Martin Luther King day or did they only do that 'cause Obama's black?
Professor: The New Deal was an example of economic and social regulations. Can anyone tell me what the New Deal was?
The Brilliance: Wasn't that when we purchased Louisiana?
Professor: No, that was the Louisiana Purchase.
Upon hearing the professor explain that a Chinese man died for every mile of Canadian Pacific Railway constructed...
Einstein: Why did they die every mile? Like, what was going on there?
We were talking about planetary orbits....
Professor (jokingly): Oddly enough the Earth takes exactly one year to orbit the Sun.
Lil' Copernicus: Is that just a coincidence?
Valedictorian: Does having a tan in winter keep you warmer? I thought I read that somewhere.
Professor- Maybe you heard it on The Hills, but no.
by Kevin and Murph at Rowan
by Streeter Seidell at Fordham
by Terrence Dellinger
the iPad is so stupid that the number of comedy possibilities is just... astounding.
Gmail, Firefox, YouPorn and more speak up to keep you from doing your work.
The Black Ranger is black... the Yellow Ranger is Asian... uh oh.
Look out for d-bags and children on leashes.
Why stop yourself from having sex with your mom, when you can make it a threesome?
Make sure you know what you're really eating this Valentine's Day. $('#chocolate').translate({ 'tag_name': 'span' }); !split Illu
It's probably just the microphone. I'm sure this transvestite usually sounds lovely.
It s the Tuesday before Valentine s Day, which means you only have six days to convince your girlfriend that you�ve been thinking about this occasion since the day you met. Luckily, I m here with a day-by-day breakdown of what you should be doing.
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