Today, I got through an entire dungeon, had fireballs shot at me, fought a giant turtle and the princess turns out to be in another castle. FML
I agree, your life sucks (53252) - you totally deserve it (3551)Today, I found out you've got to be an adult to defeat Ganondorf. No big deal, right? Just gotta spend seven years sleeping in the Chamber of Sages. I didn't account for all the wet dreams. FML
I agree, your life sucks (26432) - you totally deserve it (14614)Today, I failed an important mission because I had to keep saving my useless wingmen. FML
I agree, your life sucks (4442) - you totally deserve it (321)Today, I found out I'll be fighting literally everyone in this tournament. There are no brackets, and if I lose even a single fight, I'll probably be thrown into a spike pit. FML
I agree, your life sucks (63242) - you totally deserve it (211)Today, someone shot me with a blue shell right as I was about to cross the finish line. There was no way of avoiding it, and the guy who shot it was in last place and had no chance of winning. He did it just to be a dick. I was punished for doing well. FML
I agree, your life sucks (41431) - you totally deserve it (1334)Today, I spent 8 hours trapped inside a barrel. Finally my friend freed me...by throwing me into a wall. FML
I agree, your life sucks (41441) - you totally deserve it (743)Today, I almost drowned because my asshole best friend kept eating all the air bubbles. FML
I agree, your life sucks (91414) - you totally deserve it (141)
by Fatawesome
by Brian Murphy
by Conor McKeon at Rhode Island
the iPad is so stupid that the number of comedy possibilities is just... astounding.
Gmail, Firefox, YouPorn and more speak up to keep you from doing your work.
The Black Ranger is black... the Yellow Ranger is Asian... uh oh.
Look out for d-bags and children on leashes.
Why stop yourself from having sex with your mom, when you can make it a threesome?
It's probably just the microphone. I'm sure this transvestite usually sounds lovely.
Make sure you know what you're really eating this Valentine's Day. $('#chocolate').translate({ 'tag_name': 'span' }); !split Illu
It s the Tuesday before Valentine s Day, which means you only have six days to convince your girlfriend that you�ve been thinking about this occasion since the day you met. Luckily, I m here with a day-by-day breakdown of what you should be doing.
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