Almost Reading

It’s another boring day at your stupid office. You spent most of the morning catching up on all the Internet you missed while sleeping and now you’re behind. Your stomach is growling because the banana you bought had a weird brown lump on it. You know you should get back to work, but you also know that you’re hungry and don’t care about your job at all.

What do you do?

- SEARCH FOR FOOD in the drawer that you haven’t used since you started here 2 years ago.

- CHECK EMAIL to see if your boss sent any super-long emails you can read to pass the time.

Unlike a good beard, stubble doesn’t need to be cultivated. It’s a natural side effect of laziness that every guy is forced to endure; and while most dudes assume they look good with a thin layer of pre-beard crowding their face, the truth is that their stubble usually takes on one of the hideously embarrassing forms illustrated below.