• The Concert Coming To Your School In The Fall The Drug Your Concert Committee Chair Was On When He Picked It
     Daft Punk
     Ecstasy
    Whitesnake
    Cocaine
    Mötley CrüeHigher Quality Cocaine
    That guy in your bio class who can sync up Dark Side Of The Moon and The Wizard of Oz together really well
    Marijuana
    The Grateful Dead
    LSD
    I don't give a shit that Jerry Garcia's dead, just get The Grateful Dead over here right now
    LSD, Steroids
    Spanish 204 Audio Study Cassette 3.7: Conjugation of Irregular Verbs In The Past Tense
    Adderall
    Third Eye Blind
    Nostalgia
    The Shins
    Garden State
    Stone Temple Pilots
    Heroin
    Memorial service for concert committee chair in the quadA Little Too Much Heroin


  • Ethan: Am I the only person who thinks this Favre standoff is about enter a deadly end game that involves him walking around with a high-powered rifle, smiling his fake "Aw, shucks" grin while picking off random members of the Packers' front office while John Madden gushes about his enthusiasm?

    "Green. Tampa. I'll play in literally ANY Bay."
    Amir: Every day brings a completely new twist. And on days that there are no twists, that's the twist. BREAKING NEWS: RELATIVELY QUIET DAY AT PACKER CAMP.

    Ethan: Did he think he was being particularly clever by showing up and conceding the starting job to Rodgers? "Yeah, I'll be the backup. You don't have to release me or anything. Now, about that $12 million..."

    Amir: Favre lives in some sort of bizarro world where work is inversely proportional to money. If he stays retired, he'll get $25M. If he plays as a back up he'll get $12M. And his ideal situation is starting somewhere and getting paid less than that. It's like welfare on steroids.

    Ethan: I thought welfare on steroids was Sammy Sosa's contract by the end of his career. I'm warming on the idea of Favre to the Jets. They're really just one Hall of Famer away from being 7-9!

    Amir: Bring back Curtis Martin!

    Ethan: What exactly is Favre even thinking at this point? Does he want to play with Jerricho Cotchery that badly? Or does Favre have him in a keeper league he really, really wants to win this year? Or will he just follow Bubba Franks anywhere?

    Amir: I think he just wants to get injured. He's done everything but tear an ACL. Why does Daunte Culpepper get all the fun?!

    Ethan: If this results in Favre getting his roll on, it will all have been worth it. Does Tampa Bay win the Super Bowl with him?



  • Dear MacBook Hard Drive That Crashed Three Hours Before My Ten Page Paper Was Due,

    I'm going to try to remain calm and articulate here, even though deep down I would enjoy nothing more than cracking your screen open with the heel of my bare and bloodied foot.

    I'm going to do my best to remain on topic in this letter and not give in to instinctive rage. But don't be fooled, MacBook. I'd like to do nothing more than envision a scene of me throwing your shattered LCD shards and miscellaneous keyboard letters into the bathtub, turning on the water, and speeding out of town in a stolen car.

    But cooler heads must prevail, MacBook.


  • Photo Hunt #3

    Welcome to the third installment of Photo Hunt. You know the drill, spot the differences between the two pictures. The answers are below the second image, so make sure to really study the pictures and write down your answers before you scroll all the way down.

    Picture 1


    Picture 2


  • Office Pranks

    We've had some pretty sick nasty office pranks around the CollegeHumor offices over the years, so we thought we'd share a select few gems from the archives. If you feel like you can upstage us, well go to hell, then send yours to MyOfficePranks@GMail.com.

    When one of the developers, Amir, went to lunch we took a label maker and labeled everything on his desk - his pencils, his keyboard buttons, his mouse.  We also labeled every piece of paper in his printer as "Paper". We also coverered Streeter's entire desk area in little cups of water when he was out of the office. That'll teach people to leave.
    Sarah and Team, Editorial


    On my birthday a bunch of people duct taped me to my chair, put me in the elevator and sent me down to the lobby.
    Nick, Development

    I took this bartending class with two people from work (who live together) and we were supposed to get our certificates 2 weeks after the final if we passed. I got mine a day early so I decided to scan the acceptance letter into Photoshop and change it to a rejection letter, then, with the help of his roommate supplying me with a mailbox key, went to his apartment, opened the manilla envelope on the bottom, took out the replaced the certificate with the rejection letter then used double sided tape to seal it back up.
    Rosie, Editorial




  • Issue #69

    by 105%-O-Matic August 05, 2008


    Brought to you by Scrabulous: Home Edition

    Wikipedia Should Change the Default For These Pages
    - Anthrax
    - Halo
    -GUTS
    -Jeff Rubin
    I don't like post-apocalyptic films. I like present-apocalyptic films. Like Apocalypse Now.
    -Shawn Pearlman
    What Taco Bell Doesn't Want You to Know About Its Food
    Anything.
    -PapaBear Colbert
    I love you like a fat kid loves cake: You were great at the time but you ruined high school for me.
    -Jackson Liggett
    Do you think the National Competitive Eaters Association bans marijuana as a performance-enhancing drug?
    -Mark V


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  • Henry David Thoreau:




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