Awful Job Fair

Which Job Sucks More?

Jackhammer Tester

"th-h-h-h-h-i-s-s-s-s o-n-n-n-e-s--s f---f-f-f-f-i-i-i-i-i-n-n-n-n-e-e-e-e..."
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Executioner

"Awesome nickname, horrible job."
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  • 1
    Elephant Artificial Insemninator
    80%
  • 2
    XXX Theater Janitor
    78%
  • 3
    Septic Tank Scrubber
    77%
  • 4
    Nickelback Street Team
    70%
  • 5
    Proctologist
    67%
  • 6
    Herpes Medicine Spokesperson
    66%
  • 7
    KKK PR
    65%
  • 8
    It's A Small World Ride Operator
    64%
  • 9
    Windows Vista Tech Support
    62%
  • 10
    Mall Santa's Elf
    60%
  • 11
    Barber for Small Children
    59%
  • 12
    Fluffer
    59%
  • 13
    Guest Relations on Maury Povich
    57%
  • 14
    Paris Hilton's Personal Assistant's...
    56%
  • 15
    Pauly Shore's Agent
    56%
  • 16
    Nun
    56%
  • 17
    IRS Auditor
    54%
  • 18
    Traffic Court Stenographer
    54%
  • 19
    Farm Laborer
    53%
  • 20
    Carson Daly
    53%
  • 21
    Banner Ad Programmer
    53%
  • 22
    Coal Miner
    52%
  • 23
    The One Who Doesn't Get It on...
    52%
  • 24
    Crime scene clean up
    52%
  • 25
    Creed Bassist
    51%
  • 26
    College Admissions Essay-Reviewer
    51%
  • 27
    Casket Salesman
    50%
  • 28
    Detroit Policeman
    50%
  • 29
    Bill O'Reily Call Screener
    49%
  • 30
    Gepetto at Disney World
    47%
  • 31
    Taxidermist
    46%
  • 32
    Six Flags Attendant
    46%
  • 33
    Grave Digger
    46%
  • 34
    Gas Station Attendent
    45%
  • 35
    US Soldier
    45%
  • 36
    Spelling Bee Moderator
    44%
  • 37
    Changing Words in Classic Songs to...
    44%
  • 38
    Middle School Sex Ed Teacher
    44%
  • 39
    Elementary School Class Photographer
    44%
  • 40
    Executioner
    42%
  • 41
    Closed Captioner
    42%
  • 42
    Canned Laughter Editor
    42%
  • 43
    Barely Legal Customer Support
    42%
  • 44
    White House Press Secretary
    42%
  • 45
    WNBA Coach
    41%
  • 46
    Accountant
    41%
  • 47
    Comic-con Booth Girl
    40%
  • 48
    Luggage Screener
    40%
  • 49
    Paparazzi
    38%
  • 50
    Mexican/American Border Patrol
    38%
  • 51
    Beekeeper
    38%
  • 52
    Cobbler
    37%
  • 53
    Jackhammer Tester
    37%
  • 54
    Can You Hear Me Now Guy
    36%
  • 55
    Seeing Eye Dog
    34%
  • 56
    Experimental Space Pilot
    33%
  • 57
    CTU Agent on 24
    29%

Total Votes: 302,582

Score = wins / total matches  scores are recalculated every 5 minutes