Sexy Summer Girls

Okay we've all seen the tan parts. Now...

Why is she not famous? WHY?!?

This is a dorm door poster if I've ever seen one.

"Okay, okay keep it moving. I'm next in line."

Personally, I'd like a handful or two of the lady in back. She seems more chill.

Let's please have a moment of silence.

Don't worry he doesn't do that, he's just kitten.

The King of Google Maps just zooms in on this every day around 8:30 PM.

I'd let her manage MY meat. Am I right, boys? Boys? Hello?

"Whoa, I swear to God I've never seen that thing before!"

Well, that's that. I guess I'm joining the darkside.

Good, good, good. Now let's send in the next batch, please.

Let's hope the barbershop keeps things trim.

"She turns my magikarp into a gyarados"

"I knew duct taping this digital camera to a seagull's head was a good idea."

This is God's POV.

She's hOOting at the big, beautiful, delicious moon.

If it starts to downpour I know where I'm taking cover.

Really couldn't change her caption. "Just a lazy day at the beach when my friend took the picture. I pretty much got raped by the sun that day."

That water is just a big ol' tease.