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Chelsea Wilson

Year Junior
School Trinity
Hometown Portland, OR
Major Marketing & Spanish

What would you do if you could slow down time?

I think I'd watch break dancers. All those crazy spin moves they do are so tight in slow motion.



That's a little lame, I think I'd just mess with people.

Yeah, I'd feel bad messing with people though.



Don't. Do you think you'll kiss a thousand people in your lifetime?

Very doubtful. That's a lot of people.



Not on the lips, just like, in general. So add 2 for your parents.

Wow. When you put it that way there might be a chance.



When was the last time you picked your nose?

Probably when I was in elementary school. Maybe like, 3rd or 4th grade.



I don't believe that for a second, but time is money so let's move on. Would you steal 50 cents from every bum in the United States to be rich?

I'd think about it but in the end I think I'd decide not to.



You'd be rich though. And they'd only miss out on like, a bagel. Or cheap wine.

Yeah but then they'd come after me and I'm a little scared of bums.



They wouldn't know it was you, this could be part of the slowing down time thing.

Okay, then I would. And then I'd probably give money to all the bums I saw for the rest of my life out of guilt.



What's your biggest fear?

Besides bums I'd say spiders. Actually probably most insects.



So you're more afraid of spiders than like... getting burned alive or drowning?

Well I'm a pretty good swimmer and I've never thought about getting burned alive. But when I was a kid I watched Steven King's IT with my parents and the bad guy turns out to be this clown/giant spider thing. Since then they've just freaked me out. Same with clowns.



My dad's a clown.

Well I'm probably scared of him.



I'm just kidding. He's a spider.

So what does that make you?



Awesome.