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Crystal Clay

Year Junior
School University of Houston - Downtown
Hometown Los Angeles, CA
Major Communications

What are you doing today?

I'm looking for people to cover my shifts at work and I'll be stuck in the library doing homework and checking facebook.



What's the creepiest thing that's ever happened to you on facebook?

This guy from my high school kinda creeped me out and like a year after not having to see him ever again he just asked me if I had lost my virginity... I had the belief that he was stalking me in high school.



Wow. Have you ever done anything creepy on facebook?

Not to my knowledge.



Me either. Did you accept my friend request yet?

I think you just tried to scare me.



Are you one of those girls who has ridiculous standards?

I could be, I don't think the not wanting to be around creepy people is ridiculous. Ridiculous is probably not wanting to date someone because they have ugly feet or maybe because they might be missing a nostril or something... Is that how you spell nostril...?



Haha the two nostril policy is something I can understand. But do you not date people with ugly feet?

I try not to. I wouldn't want to be laying next to someone who's fungus is rubbing all over your legs.



Haha there's a difference between ugly feet and fungus though, that doesn't sound like a ridiculous standard to have at all.

Ok well extremely hairy toes can be annoying.



Ok hairy toes is excessive.

Corns, bunyuns, dry skin, bleh all gross.



Haha oh God. Yeah let's forget toes in general, we should talk about something more appealing. I could never date a girl that didn't have a cute butt.

Please. That's more appealing?



I can ignore feet. A cute butt is essential.

So if a girls face is all leathery and pimply with a crooked smile with warts growing all over it, as long as she has a cute butt it doesn't matter?



Whoa I did NOT say that, everything has to be together.

Got it.



What's your best feature?

My smile.



What would other people say is your best feature?

Ok ok you got me, my butt.



That's all I wanted you to say this entire time!

I could definitely tell.



Am I that transparent?

Yes yes. I can see right through you.



I regret nothing.