Cute College Girls

A bit about Karina...

Ideal drunk food:

Ok, this is a toughie, Sour Patch kids, S'mores, Pad Thai, and tangerines. Or pineapple. Tangerines are so cute! As opposed to pineapples, which are like the sasquatches of the fruit world.

Democrat, Republican or Green?

Green for sure!

You have to choose one state in the U.S. to get rid of, which one?

Arkansas? I mean really, who cares about Arrrr-kansas. It's like the pirate Kansas. No wait, that would actually make it awesome. So I guess I'd just have to say Iowa.

What is your favorite kind of gum and why do all girls fall for dick heads?

I love doublemint gum or big red. And ladies, it's better to date a cute lil' nerd than a dickhead!

Is it ever okay for the girl to be the big spoon?

Depends on the girl to boy size ratio.

Do your boobs have names? If so what are they?

I can honestly say that I haven't named my boobs, but if I had to give them names, they would be Starsky and Hutch.

If the two short sides of a right triangle are three and four what is the length of the longest side?

5, but I would prefer for it to be 5 cookies.

Shower or bath?

Shower! Unless there are massive penguin bubbles involved.

Have you ever been fired from a job?

No...everyone loves me.

Explain the different forms of to, two and too all in the same sentence:

I went to Zimbabwe too to get two elephants!