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Lauren Rohrig

Year Sophomore
School Salve Regina University
Hometown Norwalk, CT
Major Philosophy

What are you doing right now?

Right now I am laying in bed listening to music.



What are you listening to?

"On call" by Kings of Leon.



I've never heard it.

You should look them up they are a really good band.



This might sound really weird, but I just became really curious about what color your bedroom at home is...? I realize that's a very, very strange question.

Haha well the bedroom I grew up with was purple. Light purple.



You're going to think I'm lying, but I would have guessed that.

No way! why would you have said purple... because it is like the designated color for girls? I hated it secretly, I always wanted green.



I kind of like purple, it's girly but it's not trying to hard... What shade of green?

Like light apple green I guess. Almost sage. (I liked the way you just described purple, makes me like it again.)



Haha that's my job. I actually work for Purple, not CollegeHumor.

You are a great employee.



I'm a purple person.

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That was supposed to be a pun, people person, purple person. Did it come across?

HA! Hmmmm no not really. But I am known to be slow at catching quick delivery.



I didn't think so, which is why I explained it immediately.

Thanks



Okay you ask me a question. As random as you want.

Have you ever been to kansas?



Easy. No.

Lame. You should really go, its a great state.



Why, have you?

I was born there. It's where my roots are.



I had no idea. What is your favorite part about Kansas?

Well people have this awful idea that Kansas is farms and cornfields and cows. But where I was born is a city with like buldings and stuff, it's very built up. Granted there are farms- but not the whole state- And no we don't marry cousins. But my favorite part of Kansas is this restaurant called Winsted's, they have these ice cream sodas called Sky Scrapers! They are HUGE with, like, seltzer water, chocolate syrup, ice cream, whip cream, and a cherry. It's heaven on earth!



Whoa! I never would have expected that. I guess I never thought about Kansas.

Well you learn new things everyday.



Ok, ask me another question.

Should I cut my hair short?



Yes. I'm always a huge fan of drastic changes. What do you have to lose? It will grow back.

So short hair. I made my appointment for tomorrow. YAY!



How short?

Right above my shoulders.



Shorter.

No way. My hair is down my back right now, so long. To my shoulders is a huge step.



I need to change my look too, maybe I'll shower.