Cute College Girls

A bit about Mikaela...

How many years were there between your first kiss and your first time?

I don't remember too well because they're both unexpected and unwanted. But I'd say about 2 and a half years between. Yep. Eeeek. I really don't like looking back on those.

What is the closest you've ever been to Canada?

It's a shame but, the furthest I've ever gotten up north is San Francisco (Yes, not close at all). I wanna go though!

What’s the funniest thing in the world to you?

This is hard!! I laugh at almost anything! Oh shoot. Okay, farts & any sounds that resemble a fart. Queef! Really fat kids. A thick thick native accent. Oh! oh! Photos from CollegeHumor.com!! Booyah!

Why is that one girlfriend from high school such a stupid bitch now who you hate?

She spreads nasty rumors about every single girl in her circle of friends, and when the girls found out, it backfired. 20 to 1 bitch!

Favorite look on a guy:

I like these two opposite looks on my man - pumped and sweaty, or fresh & clean! After a long work-out or doing a strenuous sport, while his muscles are still pumped and his skin is all shiny with sweat. Or when he's just in his boxers, still dripping after taking a shower. Mmm... as you can see I prefer him to be shirtless as much as possible.

Do you think you could survive in the woods for a week?

If I had enough food, a sturdy tent & a nice little hut to shower and clean up in then hell yeah! I love nature tripping!!

Straight up, what's the scariest color?

A combination of Pink Yellow and Orange. With chunks of red. Reminds me of puke.

When you use public restrooms do you hover over the toilet?

When they're out of toilet seat covers, yes! I've mastered the technique over the years.

If we all had novelty gravestones, what would yours say?

"Whoopsies, death wasn't part of the plan, hold on, I'm trying to dig my way out."

What are some pick up lines that work? What definitely doesn't work?

Cute and simple works - "you look so beautiful" or "Hi, I just had to come over and introduce myself. Otherwise I'll be kicking myself for days." Cheesy and unreal doesn't. Guys, please stop using lines like "Your eyes are as dark as a castle moat by midnight. Lower your drawbridge and let me cross." Seriously. I've encountered one of those before. Not fun.