Cute College Girls

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Sara Pullman

Year Sophomore
School University of Delaware
Hometown new jersey
Major Undeclared

Alright here we go, I'll start it off easy.

Be gentle, I'm nervous.



Ok so right off the bat I'm including that in the interview.

Hahahah go for it.



People just tend to enjoy sexual innuendos you know?

I love them, I try to make them as frequently as possible without sounding too awkward.



I try to make you... frequently... without... K, hold on.

Hahah.



What are you doing today?

Right now I am watching a movie with my roommate before we pick up her little brother at the train station.



What movie?

The Cable Guy. So funny.



What part is it at?!

They just finished their battle at Medieval Times!



Hahaha oh God, so good.

Oh I know, I know



Jim Carey's best role?

Ace Ventura is just un-human.. I've never seen anything as funny as that movie.



Alrighty then! Let's play a game. You think of anything. ANYTHING. And I will guess what it is.

Ok I have my anything.



Is it a living thing?

Nope.



Is it bigger than a baby elephant?

If it were, I would be really happy and amazed, but it is not.



Is it a mailbox?

No! It is not... You're really bad at this game. You just wanted it to be a mailbox so you could put things in it.



Are we back onto sexual innuendos? I'd like to put some mail in her box!

I'm always on sexual innuendos, haha weaaaak you can do better.



I'm always on you?

I like.



What would you have done with the mailbox?

Make sure you wrap it up before you put it in my box.



Shit. You are good.

I try.



I give up, what were you thinking of?

A soft pretzel with cheese. My roommate just walked in with 20 of them.



Can you think of a sexual innuendo for that?

I actually tried, but it's a pretzel. If I made a sexual innuendo for a pretzel I think I would be really really weird.



I'd like smear some cheese on her pretzel...?

Ummm, that's not bad. That just makes me think of really gross things though.



Yeha, it's a fetish innuendo.