I had a really Mormon roommate and she would get mad when I had friends over, especially guys. She would bang on the wall and would tell my friends they'd have to leave at 9PM. It got to the point where I would have my guy friends over and we'd jump on the bed making sex noises and when she banged on the wall we'd bang back.
If I were him, I'd wait till the end of the night and get the leftovers out of the dumpster. Then he could mourn it as long as wants, or eat it.
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