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These days it seems like dentists are the best drug dealers.
February 29, 2012
January 11, 2012
It certainly makes you wonder if God was under anesthesia when he spoke to Joseph Smith.
via abbiekritz March 29, 2013
"I JUST WANT YOU BACK IN MY MOUTH""IT WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP ME CHEW""I loved you from the first moment on."
From teamcoco on May 10, 2012
I've heard of a sexy actress before, but a sexy actress who works out? Now I've seen everything.
via omgchomp September 22, 2012
Some things just aren't meant to be seen in the light of day.
via OfficialComedy May 13, 2013
What a MILA (mother I'd like to apologize to).
via DrunkGirlsInHeels September 24, 2013
They're just SO happy for her/sad for themselves!