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Eh, I'll just solve all of my problems by marrying him.
via teamcoco October 23, 2012
From Anderson on May 3, 2012
There can only be one Ansari.
April 5, 2012
Get answers or die tryin'.
November 3, 2011
I stopped taking advice from snack foods after I snapped into a Slim Jim and got diarrhea.
via smartgirls August 8, 2012
That's right, just order out.
via HooplaHaChannel June 16, 2013
Give it to me straight, pops.
From smartgirls on July 28, 2012
Listen up, dogs. Well, male dogs.