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what's your favorite planet, Mainus? Neptune? Oh.
via wikkid2 March 24, 2013
via Jon Fitch December 18, 2012
It's not a real knife, it's much worse: 75,000 volts.
via HDNetFights August 6, 2012
He doesn't need to clap because everyone's always cheering for him.
From david138 via cooljunkproductions on September 10, 2012
It sounds like my ex wife before I found out she was a snake that popped ballons.
From Felix Hummel on July 23, 2013
One of these is not like the others.
Part 2! Part 3!!
From deerflesh on May 3, 2012
You're going to like the way this sounds, I guarantee it.
via hotmessmoves October 8, 2013
Say my name. No, with your mouth.