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I like girls that DON'T wear that junk.
via gkarber May 14, 2013
via BBC Newsnight October 24, 2013
New World Order, innit?
February 1, 2012
His biggest critique was that none of them had enough dinosaurs.
From Late Night with Jimmy Fallon on July 13, 2012
I apologize to anyone who may have expected this to star American Idol's Constantine Maroulis, for so many reasons.
via Corey Webb September 24, 2013
I am the one who could use a buck or two.
via Sam Ritzenberg September 19, 2013
I'm sexy homeless and I know it.
From SlicHicks on July 9, 2012
The only thing more embarrassing than this is your dad wearing skinny jeans.