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Strangely, this isn't the beginning of a porno.
via Stuart Edge October 1, 2013
via Tim King June 7, 2013
"ONE OF US, ONE OF US-oh, sorry dude, force of habit. Here's your tip."
via Dennis Roady Deeds April 23, 2013
If only celebrities could follow this guy's mantra. So many less DUIs, so many more pizzas!
via Chris D September 27, 2013
Yeah, I'll have one pepperoni pizza, extra catnip.
via FoundItem February 19, 2013
Gotta have my 'za.
via PauseThe90s October 29, 2012
If they were really nostalgic, they would have demanded that the crust be 22-years-old too.
January 12, 2012
As off as this may seem, be sure to keep closed captioning on.