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Get to know Allison

Length or girth?

I'd say a bit of both. I mean come on any girl who says size doesn't matter, either length or width, is lying to you!

What is the grossest thing you ever ate?

Well I'm sure as kids we have all had our fair share of weird, dangerous, and/or moldy things to eat. I was dared to eat some grass that had just been fertilized when I was probably 10, but I was more scared of getting sick than anything because I think fertilizer is made of cow feces?? Not really sure lol

If you had to eliminate one food group, you could never eat it again, which one would you choose?

I would choose any weird sort of body organs to eliminate. For example eyeballs or tongue or something random...that is disgusting!! and should only be eaten on fear factor or for losing a bet in my opinion. I do like almost every single kind of food though it's one of the few keys to my heart :P

What is your favorite jerky and why?

My favorite is definitely the venison jerky that my boyfriend's grandpa makes. He comes from a family of really good cooks and his grandpa makes some dank ass homemade jerky!

What's the most awkward sexual experience you've ever had?

I suppose it would have to be when I was about 7 years old and my best friend and I had a hard core crush on the cute neighbor boy. I invited him over to my house and we put on my Little Mermaid chap stick, tried to look like cuties with our snap on earrings and took turns kissing his cheeks in front of my whole family. Little did we know he was going to sprint out of my house screaming. I thought for sure I didn't have THAT many cooties but apparently he thought otherwise!

You have to choose one state in the U.S. to get rid of, which one?

Well for the sake of not sounding racist, stereotypical, or a like a jerk I will have to say none. I haven't traveled to them all yet so I wouldn't be able to decide! For the sake of the question though I will say Idaho because according to Google it's one of the coldest places in the US all year round and I really hate the cold.

What's your favorite color (keeping in mind pink isn't a real color, it's just a gay red)?

This is a very hard decision. I think it's probably a close tie between purple and green. Even though the majority of my wardrobe is some shade of blue!

What's up? My boy Trey is having like, this beach Beer BQ thing at his house with a couple close friends, you doing anything tonight?

Not going to lie I love the beach and grilling out. I'll bring some wine coolers instead of beer, and pick up the Johnsonville brats and hard rolls, and don't forget either a football or Testicle Toss as I like to call it.

Have you ever been fired from a job?

That is ridiculous! Of course not I am the ideal employee who would ever want to fire me!? I am guilty of stealing some office supplies but haven't been caught yet so keep your fingers crossed! There have been a few times that I wanted to kick some creepos in the balls which would have got me fired fo sho because when I used to work at a public library there were many many greasy old hairy men who have no lives, wear the same clothes for a week straight, and get their jollies for the day by watching me bend over to pick up a book.

If you were stuck on a deserted island what 3 things would you bring?

I would bring a shitload of steak sandwiches. I would bring some awesome books to read (like Harry Potter obviously) to pass the time 'cause it might get a little boring with zero humans around to entertain me. And lastly I would bring "Surviving on a Deserted Island for Dummies" since I am worthless when it comes to being resourceful in the wilderness all by myself.