Hahaha without a doubt, the Houdini - thanks urban dictionary.

I enjoy any stand-up videos I can find- however, my favorite is of a baby bear in a garden having a sneezing attack. I don't know why, but that little shit cracks me up every time.

I don't care for most 80s music- however I adore the Police and MJ's Thriller album

I mean I knock back a couple of shots of moo juice every morning. And then I brush my teeth with a bottle of jack.

I have a few dream jobs I would love love love to get into, so I'm really banking on reincarnation to get it done. I'd like to be an orthopedic doctor and work with professional track athletes, or travel with tennis players on the ATP tour. Or if med school doesn't work out, I'll just chill with Snooki on the shore and gtl my life away. Thug liiiife

1.) Sliding down a hill into a mud puddle at one of the frat houses in front of everyone, and standing up to find my jeans and uggs covered. And then dancing anyway. Sooo not one of my finer moments.

Maybe if it tasted like Five Guys burgers and fries and a chocolate shake... otherwise, doubtful. I know, no Fear Factor for me.

Any excessively hilarious pick up line- if you can make me laugh, I'll give you a chance. Or, if you have or can believably fake a Spanish accent - Hello, my name is Rafael Nadal.

Hahahaha obviously. But really, I love nerds - call me.

Thank goodness no, she doesn't even know how to open the internet browser. Facebook doesn't need to be subjected to 2093347949 pictures of our household pets.