But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

If you think that's funny, you should see his registration.

From robotindisguise