Please be fake: Lovebugz, the pubic lice appreciation homepage

Enjoy the chat and message board features, they're a great place to meet other people who are completely batshit insane.

Bacon News: Bacon ice cream, just in time for summer

There's no better way to cool off during a hot summer than with 2 refreshing scoops of cold bacon in a waffle cone with rainbow sprinkles.

NYC vs. Liberty City, New York wins because they have real pizza

A side by side comparison of New York and Liberty City. These new-fangled video games are getting pretty darned impressive.

Bronx World Travelers - Episode 5, by Ben Schwartz

CHTV's High Times Editorial Office star Ben Schwartz takes us on a magical basketball journey all the way to the Bronx.

You can learn a lot about a pitcher from the Piggly Wiggly Scouting Report

The Onion: Piggly Wiggly Scouting Report Indicates J.J. Hardy Enjoys Rib-Eye Steaks

A great new invention in duckling technology

This four-legged duckling is just the cutest little freak of nature

In hindsight, rule #1 seems pretty obvious

Video evidence of why you shouldn't poke an angry leopard with a stick.

Two little kids prank their mom

She seemed to think it was pretty funny after she beat them with her groceries.

Two hot bikini girls in their natural environment

Blake Lively Bikini and Maria Menounos strut their stuff at the beach.

Why didn't anyone tell me you could get a pet anteater??

Anteater's can eat with spoons. Take that, dogs.

New! The "Please be fake" contest: professional looking sites that are too creepy to be real. Let's kick things off with the Child Trader Child Exchange Network

I'm voting fake on this, because how could it ever be legal??

No means no, and that's penguin rape

We've let seals get away with these penguin love crimes for too long.

Things like this is why the Internet is great

The Web's 12 Most Awesomely Bad Flash Intros

Tay Zonday will just not quit

A new track from our boy, Tay. He's forever chasing his chocolate dreams. This ones for the clubs.

It's not quite the secrets from Lost, but here's one mystery revealed

New footage answers the question, "What the f**k was Sue Simmons looking at?"

One of the few activities that adult supervision would not make any safer

Homemade flamethrowers are dangerous any way you incinerate it

Emmanuelle Chriqui: hotter than free donuts

Some pics of the foxy lass from the new Adam Sandler movie. You know, the one about the Zohan.

Muppet look-a-likes

Muppets and their celebrity counter-parts side by side. I like the muppets better.

How cute, India made their own Simpsons

The Singhsons are a far cry from The Simpsons we have, but they're still pretty entertaining.

Why didn't anyone tell me Connect Four was a drinking game?

How to turn four kid games turned into cool drinking games

Aussies know exactly where their priorities are

A parent in Australia was found driving with a case of beer seat-belted firmly in place, while his kid was left to roam freely aronud the car.

Bacon News: How to make the best BLT ever (contains no lettuce or tomato)

The crab meat seals the deal

This Craigslist ad is really creepy, but who can say no to free imitation crab meat?

Archival footage shows how movies used to be "rented" in "video stores"

The Onion: Historic ‘Blockbuster’ Store Offers Glimpse Of How Movies Were Rented In The Past

Dance your cares away, worry's for another day

Let the music play, down at new Fraggle Rock remake

The video that inspired every Marmaduke strip

A giant dog decides his interview is over.

Honey, I think the kids turned into bears. Wait. I think the kids got eaten by bears

Cute alert, bears playing on a playground!

Some summer road-trip ideas

Everyone knows that the best road trip is the one you go on in your imagination. Just kidding! Only poor people think that. These are better.

I still have nightmares about those damn Zelda hands

The 10 most terrifying video game enemies of all time

Dear God. This isn't real, right?

Vagina teeth? I'm never having sex again. Ever.

Best Blogs: Pictures of things that look like ducks

This Peanut Looks Like a Duck may not be one of the best blogs. It may be the best blog.

Someday we'll wonder how we survived before this

The PMS buddy is essential technology if you plan to live alongside women, or girls.

In space, no one can here your wacky, cartooon-like helium screams

The Onion: Astronauts Suffer Agonizing, High-Pitched Death After Helium Leak

Good luck remembering this vacation

The Ultimate Pub Crawl is the perfect vacation if you're goal is to get drunk in as many countries as possible.

Flavor Flav will never, ever be the new Fresh Prince of Bell Air. He's just not fresh enough

Here are some clips of Flavor Flav's new TV show, "Under One Roof." We'll let you form your own opinions.

Borat wasn't lying, Eastern Europe really is hilarious

Jozin z Bazin is a music video from the Czeck Republic. Watch out for the sick kazoo solo at the end.

This puppet is more metal than most humans

"Fat Ed's Furry F*cking Guide To Metal!!!!" is everything you've ever wanted to know about being metal, as told by a semi-threatening puppet.

I'd like to get Mia piece of that!

Bad puns aside, this girl is hot.

Pasties are both a blessing and a curse in these Megan Fox pictures

On one hand, they cover her nipples and that's bad. On the other hand, if she didn't have pasties she'd be wearing a shirt. That would be worse.

Happy Mother's Day

"That's all I'm asking for, one night with your mother, on mother's day. That's too much to ask"

So weird and so gross

Kids find some weird things to smoke out of. This one is way ahead of the rest.

It's not too late to find the perfect speedo for beach season

This company makes funny t-shirts in speedo form. It's for you want to offend as many people as possible with your flabby, hairy body, but still make them laugh a little

Out of all the buttons on the Internet, this is one of my favorites

The most clicked button records how many times it's clicked. It's been a clicked a lot.

Meet Playboy's nakedest girl of the year (nsfw-ish)

Jayde Nicole has been crowned the playmate of the year. Here are some pics that won her the title.

Aww, how cute. He's fiending

A drug addict parrot wants his pulls.

Why is he still alive?

Wannabe stuntman jumps off his roof and through a car windshield.

Enjoy this redhead during your time off

I got you a present. It's Bianca Beauchamp. I hope you like it because I lost the receipt.

I don't know why any of these sites exist, but I'm glad they do.

The 8 strangest communities on the Web (the world wide one).

New! Vintage Internet Contest: the best sites from the AOL 3.0 era. Today's edition is the Barney Fun Page

Let's celebrate the days of geocities sites and modems that sounded like Atari games. Submit your favorite sites that are at least 10 years old.

Someone at BBC News is so fired

See headline.

These are the last songs Kermit the Frog ever recorded

A collection of songs Kermit recorded during his dark period, when he was struggling with heroin addiction.

People you are going to outlive

Proving to the world that you can eat a big mac in one bite is like publicly triple-dog daring your heart to stop working.

McCain will be his own secret service

The Onion: McCain Vows To Replace Secret Service With His Own Bare Fists

I can't decide if this is hot or scary

A black belt in boob-fu demonstrates by smashing things with her massive boobies.

Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn at the same time and she turned it down?

Word on the street is that Owen and Vince like their women served rotisserie-style, covered in barbecue sauce, with potato salad on the side.

How to make an old prank fun again: play it on a cute girl

We've seen the fill-a-room-with-newspaper prank before, but never like this!

Every guy should read this, for their own good

This handy guide to identifying transvestites will ensure that you never make that mistake again

Don't drink and exercise

When you try to run on a treadmill after drinking you become a danger to yourself and your loved ones.

Bacon News: the bacon chart

A comprehensive flow-chart that details when and how to eat bacon from start to "mmmmm bacon."