Tournament History

04.14  Alaina vs Jaymie  Round 1
04.24  Alaina vs Kelly  Round 2

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My absolute favorite movie is the well loved and somewhat unheard of Harold and Maude. Usually when I disclose this information to people, they turn their heads sideways and then try to change the subject. I can't help it. I relate to Maude so well; she teaches love and respect for life, as well as the insignificance of worldly things. She's my role model. And Cat Stevens does the entire soundtrack...what's not to love?

I once made a mermaid fashioned out of paper strips coiled into ringlets with a landscape in the same fashion as a present for a boy I liked. It's hard to really explain that art form. You'd have to see pictures. Other than that, I've written deeply personal songs which have brought tears to the eyes of many a man...well, two men. I'm such a sap.

Truly? I tell everyone I want to be a Music Therapist...but the absolute truth is that I want to be a performing musician. I already perform in Vegas and I believe I can go straight to the top if I just keep performing...that's what my heart wants most.

This year has barely started...well, the most exciting thing I've done in 2008 would have to be one of two things, which both involve travel. I took a trip to Las Vegas (nothing out of the ordinary) to perform and attended a boxing match with five bouts. I love boxing. Second Row. I had blood and spit all over me and I couldn't contain my enjoyment. I was jumping up and down screaming "RIGHT HOOK! UPPERCUT! C'MON!" probably louder than most of the men seated with me. I also planned a trip to Illinois, which I just got back from yesterday. I did it all myself, and went out there to record my great uncle's account of World War II. I've already written four chapters. I love life.

Well, I haven't spent much of my life watching TV, let alone game shows...so I'm not sure what game shows really exist besides the ones that play on Nick At Night. What about Double Dare? Does that count? I'd kick ass at that show...I'm a hard core girl scout, and we conquer mighty forests full of fierce beasts. I think I've licked a banana slug more times than I can count.

All of these questions are making me out to be a real weirdo. The video that I keep track of online would be Salad Fingers. Okay? I said it. I love Salad Fingers. The End.

I haven't had those in years...but I remember that the four they gave you in a happy meal was NEVER enough. My stomach is small. I don't know. It depends on how much honey I get to dip it in...but I might just lick the honey out of the little container instead of eating the nuggets. Sticky hands sticky lips double on the sticky hips...

Oh god. It was so bad I don't even remember what it was called...it was the one with the website that people visited, and when more people visited it, the faster the person would die...that movie was A WASTE OF EVERYTHING GOD HAS EVER CREATED.

Hands down, Take On Me by Ah Ha. That man has the most INSANE vocal range, and besides that, he was considered to be the Roy Orbison of the 80's. Chris Isaac was the next after that...but the Ah Ha guy made ripped jeans popular. It's documented. And that music video is sick.

HA. My favorite is Maui Mint Melon by Orbit. It tastes like love in the mid-west. I'll have you know I've NEVER fallen for a dick head. I've got this thing where I don't take shit from people. Mom taught me well. Why the rest of these girls fall for dicks...well. Simple. It's a challenge. They like to get put down in hopes that if they can get this complete asshole to show affection, then they've accomplished something. As soon as he turns soft, they leave him. But that's usually just a phase girls experience, and if it continues through life, those girls are usually just the apple at the bottom of the tree. We leave those alone. They're dirty.