Fight Club.
What's the coolest thing you've ever done for a guy you liked?I bought him a samurai sword when I went to Japan.
What do you want to be when you grow up?Independently wealthy by winning random "hot girl" contests.
Most exciting thing you've done this year?Eaten 427 tootsie rolls in one week.
What is your favorite kind of gum and why do all girls fall for dick heads?My favorite is the kind that the dick heads have because they're always hoarding all the gum.
What do you get on your pizza?Cheese, and if I'm feeling daring, extra cheese.
What game show do you think you would do the best on and why?Double Dare because I'm always down for the physical challenge.
What's the worst movie you ever paid to see in theaters?Catwoman.
What's the most embarrassing song you know all the words to?I'm not embarrassed about any song I know all the words to, they're all awesome.
What is the closest you've ever been to death?I went to a Halloween party once with a grim reaper, that's all I have.