So you're looking to "party down" with some marijuana, but you've never really done it before and it makes you nervous? Well don't worry! I'm not a great pot smoker either, but I've seen a million movies and tv shows about people slammin' the herb, so I've learned how to fit in perfectly with my fellow Harry "Pot"ers. Just memorize these five simple steps, and you'll be a regular Cheech and or Chong faster than you can say "hand me that doobarino!"
First off, real pot smokers don't call it "pot". If you say "pot" or "weed", everyone will know you're a Noob and instantly shame you. The only acceptable terms are:
For Example: "Whoa, that BANNANER looks like some real F*CKIN ASS SH*T." "It sure is, fellow smoke-man, wanna come over here and 'PARTY?' [WINK]??" When they wink at you, it means you are in.