They say dog owners tend to look like their dogs, which is creepy enough. But what if those dogs or the whole animal kingdom for that matter started to morph into us, their "owners" the human race? It would either be like a horror movie or a Pixar movie. Or maybe both: at once adorable, heartwarming, and deeply, deeply unsettling. It might look a little like this.View the Gallery ▶
CNN's use of the phrase "raising eyebrows" has been raising eyebrows over here at CollegeHumor. There's no news yet about why eyebrow raising is worthy of reporting on, or exactly how high the brows must be before being considered "raised," or why nonsense fluff, serious issues, and completely acceptable things are equally as likely to be met with "raised eyebrows," but we assume that CNN will eventually answer all these questions because their journalistic standards are higher than even our eyebrows.
Here's 20 things that CNN believes raise people's eyebrows.
1. Bahrainian Death Metal Bands
You have prayed and prayed and prayed to the internet gods, begging for a way to interact with GIFs. Well, faithful followers, your prayers have been answered. You'll just need some windex to clean the grime off your screen afterwards.View the Gallery ▶
In "Twidiots", we collect the choicest thoughts on a particular topic from Twitter's millions of users.
During a visit to the Anne Frank House in Amsterdam on Friday, Justin Bieber wrote in the official guestbook that he hoped the young holocaust victim "would have been a belieber." Most of Twitter reacted with disgust, but some of Bieber's most devoted fans took his side. But who knows? Maybe they would have reacted differently if they'd, you know, _heard of her.
Who's Anne frank and why is Justin visiting her house? Why can't he come to my house :( Raasil S. Khan (@Raasil_Khan) April 14, 2013
In the early 1900's, American hobos developed a set of shared secret symbols they used to let fellow bums know what to expect from the residents of any town they drifted into. Now, in the 21st century, the code has been revised so that sh*tty college kids can exploit the kindness of their dorm mates. Keep reading to learn the secrets of the HoBro Code!