There's always one or two guys sitting behind you at every football game who are fans of your team, but for some reason (probably a combination of alcohol and a poor upbringing) won't stop yelling things like "He throws like a girl!" "Hold onto the ball, idiot!" and "QUEER!" These are the kind of people who show up to little league games so they can taunt their own children and get into a fight with another Bad Dad. They're loud, obnoxious, and provide a helpful reminder that bigotry is still very much alive.
The Girl Who Knows That Guy takes pride in the fact that she knows Number 42. He plays defense. Linebacker, she thinks. His name's definitely Jordan though and he's in her Sociology class. Her name's usually Katie and she won't stop talking about her "besty on the football team."
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This humanoid-mole creature/ mildly offensive Italian stereotype is literally just a punishment for people who forget to save their game. Those who forget to properly save before they reset are subjected a long, un-skippable speech about how careless they were because, yeah...That's what you want when you go to play a video game: Monologues...
Oh, Mileena. Why can't you just be nice like your sister, Kitana? Instead, you're a horrifying hell beast whose responsible for millions of VERY confusing adolescent boners. Also, all you do in fights is teleport and roll around which makes you hands down the most frustrating opponent ever to exist.