I was once at a dance with a boyfriend of mine. We were slow dancing and he was singing the song to me. Not only did his voice sound like a distressed cat, but he proceeded to ask me, in the middle of the song, if i could "feel his excitement". I didn't know slow dancing could make a guy horny.
- Anonymous

My dad is cheating on my stepmother with my mother. Both think he's going to leave one for the other. I want to hit him.
- Rose