Theoretically, servers should earn their tips, right? Better service, bigger tip. That makes sense. But then there are the innovators. Those who can be as unprofessional as they want – because they let the tip jar do the talking for them. It's a cunning, irresistible ruse guaranteed to trump any screwed up coffee order. So mazel tov, creative baristas of the world. You beat the system. Now buy yourself something nice.

It's picture day at the Zoo, and that's right: no one forgot and needed to use that plastic comb they give you just in case you do. You can buy these as prints as well here.

Here's a new meme based on Darth Vader's infamous choke hold. That's right – a Star Wars-related thing on the INTERNET. Now we've officially seen everything.