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1. This squirrel can rap
Alright, everyone, thanks for coming to the first meeting for 2nd Floor McCullen Hall! Yay! I'm your RA. My name is Amun-Ra, but you can just call me Ra 'cause I'm chill like that. Let's break the ice with a little "Two Truths and a Lie." We'll say two true things about ourselves and one lie, and it's up to you to guess which one is not true. Got it? Okay. 1) I brought forth everything in creation by saying its secret name, 2) I have a falcon for a head, and 3) I'm lactose intolerant. What do you guys think...
Wrong! It's the second one. I have a falcon's HEAD for a head, not a whole falcon. That would look stupid. That's also a lesson about language. We all need to be sure that we choose our words carefully and keep communication open. That way we'll all avoid conflicts. Also, avoid using "angry" words like "stupid" in public spaces. That was my bad, there. But that's also a lesson about me. Sometimes I make mistakes too. I'm a student just like you! I also just happen to have some administrative disciplinary powers, and the power of flight. And the power to create and destroy with a word.