So you're at a fancy cocktail bar and you're trying to read the dimly-lit menu, and you vaguely make out that one drink contains vodka (cool!), ginger (yum!), a splash of something (probably yum!), and two things you've never heard of, so you order it on a whim, only to quickly learn that the cocktail is literally a giant, fluorescent strawberry inside another neon strawberry inside a pink glass made out of crushed-together parasols. Whoops!
Don't panic! Here's how to SAVE FACE and remain SUPER COOL AND MANLY in front of all your friends (who are all manly construction workers wearing hardhats at all times).
Step 1: Keep Repeating That You Didn't Know What You Were Ordering
"So THAT'S what's in a Tuscaloosa Teaser?? Man, I only ever drink BUDWEISERS in CANS that I open with my FARTS but I guess I better drink it now that it's here. OOOH YUMMMYY, it's SOOO GOOOD" then pretend to aggressively love the drink, even though you definitely will anyway, because it will be delicious.