15. Cool Band Shirts
Nothing screams "SEXY" like a girl who knows how to pick out a T-Shirt with a band's name on it. I'm actually OK with Lame Band Shirts, too. Anyone who can make a Coldplay tee work is a definite keeper.
14. Tights Under Shorts
You know someone's really giving it their fashion all when they're walking around in 100 degree weather wearing multiple layers, presumably responding to someone telling them it's a good look by screaming "IT FUCKING BETTER BE" through what would be tears if it weren't for the dehydration that set in three minutes after they left the house. Fashion demands sacrifice.
13. Sleeveless Button Downs
For those who like to give off a more formal tone, and consider "formal" to be a concept that only occasionally requires sleeves, this is the look for you. Sleveless button downs answer the question "is it possible to be sexy while dressing like a wrestler?" while also asking the question "are you cool with messing around with your bra strap ten times an hour?"
15. Anything with Velcro
Velcro stopped being a cool feature of your life about the same time your prowess with a plastic lightsaber did. It is now reserved for only the most helpless babies or the most IDGAF octogenarians, both of whom are cool enough to rock it.
14. Those Sunglass Neck Strap Things
Sure, they're practical enough, but do you really want to be wearing something when its biggest statement is "look everybody! I'm a big stupid baby who can't trust himself enough to not drop my glasses in the toilet at any given moment! Sure is nice out!"