Picture "If people are nice enough to give away their dead animals, I figured I would offer my couch."
Picture "My cousin fell asleep on my couch with her shoes on. She's 5. my aunt didn't find the humor."
Picture "On the last day of school, the University of Calgary (unofficially) holds annual couch races. My friends and I strapped a skateboard and two rollerblades on the bottom of this couch. A photographer from the local paper got this picture of our crash."
Picture "Then you will take my lovely Jenny back to my house afterwards and make out with her on the couch for 20- 25 minutes. I'll be watching to make sure..."