"C'mon Cletus, smile through the overbite."

Just like in that dream her creepy classmate always has.

At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.

They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.

"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."

Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.

They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.