At about 10pm, my roommate and I were in our normal habit of watching Adult Swim and playing random video games when all of a sudden we get a knock at our door. I go to open it and suddenly 2 guys burst in, with ninja wraps on their head, spray a lot of febreeze all over our stuff and run out leaving a note that says "You stink!". I was hurt until 5 minutes later... Read More »
The entire country of Canada... still doesn't watch CSI Miami.
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Math Machine Doodle
How do you show your work?
Cute Girl Internet Browsers
"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"
Hooters Girls Don't "Do" Evil
Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.
Nipple Wizard
"You're a wizard, hairy."
Lindsay Lohan Inspires Kid to Find Himself
Leave that thing a-Lohan.
Goth Kids With Santa
They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
And that's why you always leave a note
Siri, what is the temperature... because I just got burned!
Pfft I listened to polka covers of arena rock before it was cool
Forever a zone
The other side of Adele's story
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
