This falls under "license plate humor," which is about as funny as orphan jokes

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor