from left to right: Bigfoot, Carmen San Diego, Steve Bartman, Waldo, Loch Ness Monster (missing - Osama Bin Laden, Sherlock Holmes, Inspector Gadget, D.B. Cooper)
Note: Followers will not receive 72 virgins.
That piece of plywood was the latest technology when the count began.
Apparently Osama Bin Laden is still running free and keeping up with the latest movies.
Pushing the button means he's about to puke all over everyone.
Obama is heading out into the forest with Biden and Hillary to find the remaining 6.