Stevie from "Malcolm in the Middle" All Grown Up

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

The nature walk from Hell.

From whatsthedillpickle

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet