Bees vs Wasps

My good friend and I were bored hanging out at his place one night so we decided to hop the fence into the public pool near his house and go for a swim. Little did we know there were neighborhood watch surrounding the pool so shortly after we had jumped in the water a flashlight appeared out of nowhere and a cop told us to get out. He asked us what we were doing (apparently... Read More » not rhetorically...) and told us that there was a report that there were two girls with us. There were not. He had us jump back over the fence, but couldn't get over himself so I had to give him a boost Indiana Jones style. When we got out to the parking lot there were four patrol cars waiting for us. You'd think we had taken all of the water out of the pool and replaced it with acid. We gave the cops our licenses and waited for the mandatory check to clear. Once it did the officer in charge told us we were free to go; the officer who caught us, however, stopped us and said, "Well, you can go this time since you helped me over the fence, but next time... bring some girls if you're gonna break into a pool."

February 29, 2012